alright I've recovered enough from the vicious beating Twilight gave me after the first chapter of this series to continue work on this For this one im choosing a pony with a hopefully better sense of humor(nervous laugh) so heres
WAYS TO ANNOY RAINBOW DASH
1.introduce rainbow dash to the cupcakes creepypasta. then arrange for pinkie pie to deliver cupcakes afterwards and make sure there is a yellow one with pink frosting. then remark that you haven't seen fluttershy today.(before this give fluttershy tickets to an event involving animals thats out of ponyville as to leave her home empty)
2.spread a rumor that the wonderbolts are disbanding .
3.convince scootaloo that rainbow dash is looking for a protege but in order to get it she has to prove to her that shes worthy. suggest that attempting to spend as much time as possible with her will increase her odds greatly and to ask TONS of questions.
4. play pranks on the other members of the mane 6 and leave evidence to implicate rainbow dash as the culprit.
5.put rainbow dash X applejack artwork all over rainbow dash's walls and even in her locker at the wonderbolts.
6.pay discord a pudding cup to make rainbow dash's wings vanish for 24 hours. then plant a fake cure in one of twilights books stating the only cure is to walk around town quacking like a duck and cannot explain to anypony why she is doing so .(you may need more than one pudding cup possibly, prepare to go into debt for this method ^^)
7.sneak into rainbow dash's bedroom and style her mane like raritys while shes asleep.
8.replace all her wonderbolt outfits with fancy dresses and really girly clothing
9. convince pinkie pie that rainbow dash's hair tastes like skittles .watch her get pursued by a pink blur attempting to see if this is true
10.put a small speaker under tanks shell and with a microphone randomly start making it seem like tank can talk. when she attempts to show others say nothing and enjoy the hilarity that ensues as she attempts to rationalize whats going on.
11.convince her that she has a secret admirer and make sure when you set up a meet with them applejack is there and thinks that its just a casual lunch.
12.show rainbow dash the rainbow factory creepypasta.
13.legally get rainbow dash's name changed to rainbow crash.
14.and finally simply let her browse deviantart and suggest she looks up pictures of her and her friends with X's in between each name
well hopefully you enjoyed these and thankfully this time it looks like im in the clear without a certain somepony finding-(crash)
rainbow dash(smashed thru my wall)so YOU are the funny guy whos been framing me for messing with my friends and for messing with my uniforms!(growls)
gulps)h-hey easy its just a prank......i mean you like pranks right?
rainbow dash:grrr now when im the butt of them. im gonna enjoy-
H RAINBOW DASH! COME BACK I JUST WANNA TASTE THE RAINBOW!
rainbow dash(folds ears down and gulps)oh buck me.......
me(takes off at breakneck speed)see ya!
rainbow dash:! hey get back here jerk!(follows just as quickly)
pinkie pie(gives chase)YAY RUNNING !(bounces after us)
me:well(panting)this was ways to annoy rainbow dash, hopefully next time goes smoother but for now im gonna be running for life. next time im looking at either applejack or rarity as the next subject. feel free to leave ideas down in the comments for either if you wish but for now bye bye!
INKIE IM NOT SKITTLES FLAVORED!
pinkie pie(grins)well just prove it with a little nibble and ill believe you(bouncing faster)hmmm i wonder if humans taste like anything
_O oh boy i think i might be running for longer than i thought